un-in-formed:

Message me a ◈ if you want a screenie HERE.
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him. Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

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crowhn:

indie blog
lifetips you NEED to know
heyhelbighey:

howchanelofu when we get older you are buying a pug and i am buying a boston terrier and we are just going to watch them all day this is court orders do u follow
Q: sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

ball-deep:

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.


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heyhelbighey:

howchanelofu this could be us but we just ate two meals and two bags of tortilla chips and will continue to do so