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howchanelofu when we get older you are buying a pug and i am buying a boston terrier and we are just going to watch them all day this is court orders do u follow
Q: sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird


Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

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howchanelofu this could be us but we just ate two meals and two bags of tortilla chips and will continue to do so